Sheep in Wolf's Clothing

A recent scam was revealed in Japan when a Japanese movie star commented on a talk show that she was concerned because her new poodle wasn't barking, or eating dog food. When she showed a photo of her new fido, she was devistated to learn the animal wasn't a poodle, it was infact a lamb. That's right, up to 2000 Japanese new poodle owners are in fact new sheep owners. Besides being out 630 Yen, they are surely going to have to live with the humiliation of the ordeal for many years to come. I'm sure it will be especially tough during sunday dinner, when Rover is the main course.